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28/09/14 @ 04:12pm
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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11/09/14 @ 03:42pm
via:archangelina
source:qhorin

Jules: I think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot.
Vincent: Pilot? What’s a pilot?
Jules: Well, you know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don’t watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there’s an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?
Vincent: Yeah.
Jules: Well, the way they pick TV shows is, they make one show. That show’s called a pilot. Then they show that one show to the people who pick shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they want to make more shows. Some get chosen and become television programs. Some don’t, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

- Pulp Fiction (1994)

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@ 03:39pm

voxthedevil:

I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.
Lee is my hero.

zultein:

blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

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@ 03:35pm

mmmfassy:

"How does this happen? To fall in love and be disassembled."

Michael Ondaatje
The English Patient

led-leviathan:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

Do you know what a protagonist is

"Fuck, my tea."
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via itscherryamber)
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10/09/14 @ 06:14pm


i don’t need your fucking sass today 

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i don’t need your fucking sass today 

8bitflowers:

in which cards against humanity accurately describes me

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@ 05:59pm
via:archangelina
source:unsexual

grahamnortonshow:

Hobbiton is a real place.

RIP Robin Williams, defender of dreams.